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Nancy Reagan sits on the lap of Mr. T, dressed as Santa, 1983

Nancy Reagan sits on the lap of Mr. T, dressed as Santa, 1983

(Source: raccoonology)

God dammit, look at this fuckin kingpin. This is who I pray I become. When the timing is right.

Random things I hear on the CB when I’m on the road:

"Hey, that guys got a nicer sweatjacket than I do."

"You don’t live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby."

       -Creed, The Office

"You don’t live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby."

       -Creed, The Office

So I did it. Now I’m a truck driver.

Lew: What’s your problem today?

Long Hair: The wife’s mad at me.

Lew: For what?

Long Hair: Oh, drinkin’ and tellin’ lies.