Random things I hear on the CB when I’m on the road:
“Hey, that guys got a nicer sweatjacket than I do.”
(via tmz)
Nancy Reagan sits on the lap of Mr. T, dressed as Santa, 1983
(Source: raccoonology)
God dammit, look at this fuckin kingpin. This is who I pray I become. When the timing is right.
“You don’t live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby.”
-Creed, The Office
So I did it. Now I’m a truck driver.
Lew: What’s your problem today?
Long Hair: The wife’s mad at me.
Lew: For what?
Long Hair: Oh, drinkin’ and tellin’ lies.
