January 2012
12 posts
Alright people, we need to concern ourselves with... →
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Five facts:
1. ACTA isn’t the “European” SOPA. It’s nearly GLOBAL, and will apply to every country that signs the treaty.
2. ACTA is far more aggressive. ACTA will not simply affect websites and have them blocked out of the internet - its measures go as far as surveillance of anything you share through private channels.
3. ACTA doesn’t have a campaign...
“Go Fuck Yourself!”
– Vice President Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton, June 22, 2004
Randy Blythe of Lamb Of God announces his...
I wanna be a truck driver.
December 2011
7 posts
“A first class (parlor suite) ticket on to the Titanic cost $4,350, which...”
The Truffle Shuffle Is A Very Powerful Defense.
Captain Picard HATES Goonies, but his tommy gun is no match to Chunk’s truffle shuffle.
How The Hell Do You Spell "Acquired?"
I started this blog on November 26th, 2008 under the title “Life Learnings Aquired Along The Way.” It is now just a few days away from the year 2012, and it was just now brought to my attention that “Aquired” was spelled incorrectly, that the correct spelling is “Acquired.” It only took over 3 years for someone to notice. I almost didn’t correct it since...
Netflix CEO Reed Hastings penalized $1.5M In Stock... →
This article makes me very happy. Serves him right.
June 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
February 2010
16 posts
“I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a...”
– Dwight Scrute
“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven,...”
– Jack Handy
“How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male,...”
– Dwight Schrute
“When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever...”
– Jack Handy
“There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule #17- There are 3...”
– Dwight Schrute
“Laurie got offended that I used the word “puke.” But to me,...”
– Jack Handy
“Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to...”
– Dwight Schrute
“If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while...”
– Jack Handy
January 2010
15 posts
“If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw...”
– Jack Handy
“You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has...”
– Dwight Schrute
“I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be...”
– Jack Handy
“When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be...”
– Dwight Schrute
“Tough guys always walk away from explosions.”
– A 5 year old boy
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We...”
– Jack Handy
“I don’t believe you, continue.”
– Dwight Schrute
“I am faster than 80% of all snakes.”
– Dwight Schrute
